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tired,awake and dreading...with a pinch of a smile
Fri May 9, 2008, 3:56 AM
I woke up not too long ago from a refreshing nap, u know? one of those naps where as soon as you lay down your body convulses in just a plethora of comfort and pleasure, my own form of catnip *drool* and then *snaps fingers along with that clock like sound made from tongue and mouth...almost rhymed DAMN!!!* your out. That was me, anywho took a stroll outside at 3AM and just admired how serene and silent it was outside, not to mention how the sky here never looks black, more of a faded grey(not gray..theres a DIFFERENCE!!) with a deep voilet-red shade over it with a touch of lighting....*tear* it was beautiful(I counted and connected the stars with my finger). I stopped in the empty 7-11 nextdoor with the viking lookin clerk and grabbed a slurpee... man that hit the spot((*jumps and wiggles toes in air*)) I headed back back when I ran into a menacing character.......I'll refer to him as Larry the Possum, he hissed and ran towards me and well...I ran away choking on my ice flavored ambrosia eyes squinting from a massive brain hemorrhage(brain freeze....sorry for the fancy shmancy titles...they make me giggle inside..teehee) and finally reached the front door and drank a huge gulp and left it in my mouth to slowly get melty and blahhhhh mmmm(my sedative) anywhooo I sat down at my desk and drew on MSpaint "puppet-toy-doom"!! and basically got the outline and contours cleaned up, and well at the moment *sllrrrp sllrrrp* *munch*...*chewwing*...(pause for swallowing and look of self gratification)...ok...well I started thinking about pinocchio and spooky(from I feel sick, Tennas squeezable one lined cohort...Squeek!Squeek!) and devi's-sickness) and pondered about it as I "drew" and well with the addition of GMF ohhhh mannnnn*does the robot* I need my joints oiled...anywho(again) you cant help but smile and wanna bob your head its got a nice beat how can u not enjoy *guilty pleasure* anywho so heres where my story ends, here typing this....with cold pizza,slurpee, GMF (and a mix of metal and 80's music(thanks to my mom)-the type where people use to breakdance back then(the music went metal-80's back n forth) and 3 hours of sleep under my eyelids pondering the weird circumstances of my dream....it had something to do with that lying bastard puppet of THE INFERNO!!!!....or boner nose...aka pinocchio dont wanto go to much into it but the gist of the dream was I was gepeto's(he was a perv, john wayne gacy style, he kidnapped little boys and use cetain parts he needed to make a real boy and well the touching...it was pretty bad) counter rival(competitor).....(jesus and his dad lived down the street) I was the atagonist of the damn story if you will(the bad person)...and well I made my own puppet and there was dark forces involved like in "dead silence"......long story short gepedo gets killed along with my puppet(epic battle) and I capture pinocchio and with the parts left over from mine and "body parts from gepeto" I create my masterpiece(in other words pinocchio got some wood surgery).....and then I sent him off to kill some neighbors of ours down the street..hehehe..well there ya go stay tuned for when "puppet toy doom" is finished. Ladies and gentleman have a lovely and pleasant night errr uom...morning, evening...afternoon whatever....ughhh.....body out of living juice.....need sleeeepppppp....night everyone ugh work starts in a few hours!!!! *drops dead* <-ignore this ....I did....damn!!!!*brandishes fist with contempt*.............................................................................................................................................................
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